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Listed below are bloopers found in churches bulletins across the nation.  If you find a blooper, please e-mail us and we will add it to the library.

Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.

Men's Prayer Breakfast.  No charge, but your damnation will be gratefully accepted.

Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.

The pastor will light his candle from the altar candles. 
The ushers will light their candle from the pastor's candle. 
The ushers will turn and light each worshipper in the first pew.

Brother Lamar has gone on to be the Lord.

Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old nursery workers.

Miss Charlene Mason sang, “I Will Not Pass This Way Again”, giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.

Potluck supper Sunday at 5 PM – prayer and medication to follow.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.  Please use large double doors at the side entrance.

Next Tuesday there will be tryouts for the choir.  Then need all the help they can get.

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.

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